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A very successful faking
Vanuatu, its sharks, its magicians
Nicolas' disappointments
The statute of women in Vanuatu




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A very successful faking
An Australian journalist contacted the French photographer P.Metois, resident for a long time in Port-Vila, to know the name of the Ni-vanuatu seen on a photo in an advertising booklet in order to make an article on this man. This photo represented a man jumping in benji inside a crater of the Yasur volcano in eruption. The photographer answered him, a little bit desperate by the silliness of the Australian journalist, that it was only a tricky picture. Afterwards, the Australian re-served himself a beer...


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Vanuatu, its sharks and magicains
A couple of Norwegian navigators had a very bad surprise on the outskirts of Mallicolo. Whereas they were making their baby's toilet in the sea water at the rear of the boat, a shark has snatched their offspring. Completely desesparate, they decided to leave Vanuatu, while doing a stopover in Epi. And there, new surprise! They recovered their child. It It was a magician of Tanna, who changed in shark, and wanted to make them a joke. Hilarious no?


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Nicolas' disappointments

Nicolas Hulot descended the slope of the volcano Yasur, in Tanna, on a snow surf. It didn't please the God of the Volcano and Nicolas was kicked out of TF1 french TV channel, and is in procedure of divorce with his wife. Don't gods like that one surfs on the roof of their home?.


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The statute of women in Vanuatu
Vanuatu is a country very machist. As the first pilot Ni-Vanuatu plane risked to be a woman, government has faked results of exams and finally it is a man. It is the only bribes at our knowledge in this country...Euhh, if you doesn't count the double enrollment for elections, the usual under of table, the unexplained disappearances of material in warehouses of the state, the intensive use of function cars outside of the authorized hours...

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